What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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