all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Randomize
