Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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