Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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