He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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