But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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