I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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