I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
