Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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