ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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