she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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