just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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