I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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