The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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