ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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