i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He shit in the fireplace
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