oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
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