he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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