Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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