big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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