North Korea, Best Korea!
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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