we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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