do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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