Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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