so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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