Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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