Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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