someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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