So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
someone owes me an orgasm
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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