yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
and she was petting her beer can
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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