let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i dont even know how to be here
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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