I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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