Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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