How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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