I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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