Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Randomize
