I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
