So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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