Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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