you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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