I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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