your thong is hanging out like whoa
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
you never un-have a 4some
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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