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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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