If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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