belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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