i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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