her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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