I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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