I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I think I am morally bankrupt
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
