He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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