your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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