belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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